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Thisafternoon,Beyonceannouncedthatshe’sexpectingtwinswithhusbandJayZviaanInstagrampost。

Theworldbeing…abucketofsludgeotherwise,peopleonTwitterarerightfullyclingingtothegoodnewsasthoughitmightbeanomen。

Thingscanstillbringusjoy!

Look!

Proof!

Andthisannouncementbringswithitafewtime-honoredcelebrityimplications:thesefetuseswillmostlikelygrowintobabiesthatwillbebornandhavenames,whichmeansthere’satleastthreegoodnewsestolookforwardtoontopofthisonegoodnewswe’vealreadygot(bornnews,namenews,photo-revealnews)。

Atatimewhenwe’reallfranticallywaitingforsignsthatourcountry’spulsemightregulate,here’safamiliarrhythmfromourentertainmentindustry。

Favoritesingerandnewlyforgivenmogulhusbanddoubledownonmarriagewithnewpregnancy。

Relief。

Ourshowisstill?

on。

Whichbringsmetothis:@beyoncefan666。

It’sananonymousTwitterrunbysomeonewhoappearstohavecorrectlyforetoldofthiswholepregnancyannouncementbackin?

July。

OkaysoBeyoncéisgonnaannounceapregnancyinFebruary(2017)



—?

@beyoncefan666

TheaccountwascreatedinJuneandisfullofpredictionsthatmightbeexplainedawayasguesses—they“knew”whenLadyGagawouldreleasehernextalbum,andwhowouldwininthepresidentialelection。

It’scompletelyprobablethatthispersontweetedoutatonofguesseswhiletheaccounthadnofollowers,deletedtheonesthatdidn’tturnouttobetrue,andthenRTedatweetthathappenedtobecorrectfromsomemorepublicaccount。

Butthespecificityof“February(2017)”piquedmyinterest。

Iwashearing…myownrhythm。

Thescamrhythm。

The“doIlikethisviralphenomenon?

”rhythm。

ThetweetersuggeststheyareaninternatParkwoodEntertainment(Beyonce’sentertainment/managementcompany)andare“lowkeypsychic,”twothingssomeofthebestcontentcanbebornoutof。

Underpaidteensboredoutoftheirmindswhosuspecttheymaybeundiscoveredandspecialarewhywekeeptheinternetopenforbusinessatall。

Sooneofthemrunningthisaccountsoundsplausible。

Likely?

Maybenot。

Butstill…notunlikely。

AndsohereIam,dredgingthroughananonymousaccount’sfollowsforsignsofwhocouldbebehindit。

Checkingeachtweet’sfavsandRTstoseeifIcanspotanypatterns。

Itdoesn’tmatterwhatIfind,orifIevencometoapersonalconclusionabouttheaccount’svalidityatall。

ThemerefactthatI’mlookingintoitcanbeenoughthisafternoon。


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